Posted on: Thursday, March 05, 2009
Posted at: 10:47 PM I think I have been hoping for a break soooo much that God has finally given me one.
2 days MC yo! Hahah.
I had plastic surgery. (: And no not what you imagined. Cosmetic surgery is only a form of plastic surgery, and don't doubt me 'cause my project work is on it.
I went to stitch my lips. Initially I thought it was gonna be just some normal stitching but the doctor said I require a specialist to not look like I have ugly lips so Daddy went ahead with the specialist and spent like $2000++ on like 8 stitches? -.- And when I see the receipt it was absurd.

Gloves-Glove - Latex non sterile $2.20
Gloves-glove - surgeon sterile $4.50
Photocopy charges $0.60
Plastic-apron - disposable $2.30

I'm not saying it's expensive and Daddy cannot afford it, but such trivial things they also have to charge meh? Like wtf? -.-
No wonder an operation costs a bomb. They charge for EVERYTHING.
Or maybe they only charge all these in private hospitals?
Wah but the doctor's attendence fee is power. $1926. But why such a weird number? -.-

Some answers to some questions
1) Yes I'm fine. (:
2) Yes it hurts initially, but doesn't hurt that much now. Bearable.
3) I got elbowed by accident.
4) My lips look fine except for the swell.
5) Yes I cried. 'Cause I was scared I'd be disfigured hahah and obviously also because it hurts lah.
6) No I cannot eat properly.

Number 6 is probably the worst man. I can't even drink properly for goodness sake. And no spicy food!!! I can just die. But no I won't die.
I'm still kinda pissed off about the eating and drinking part but I'm fine.
To make myself happy I'll just take it as a blessing in disguise! I get to sleep for all I want for 2 days man!

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Found this joke online, rather funny. Sorry to lawyers, lawyers-to-be and aspiring lawyers yeah?

An anxious 15 year old girl comes home from school, as any other day, though today she has a burning question. Mom, she asks tentatively, can you get pregnant from anal sex? “Don’t be silly sweetheart, of course you can.” replies her mother, “Where do you think lawyers come from?”